This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays, all in 1 month. It happens once in 823 years. Based on Chinese Fengshui, these represents money bags.
Published: October 01, 2010
In this country, condiments are like rice: both are staples of the dining table, kitchen, and cupboard. And no halfway-decent, self-respecting persons who consider themselves Filipinos would be caught dead without them. Condiments—which range from sauces, relishes,…
That was like the first thing I read this morning and okay, whatever, an anonymous person trolling the internet left me a message at 1 in the morning telling me they didn’t find me attractive. 1st, LOL, sure. 2nd, I’ve been livin life for a while, homeboy…gonna have to try harder than that. DELETED, wasn’t gonna even address it.
But then on the way home from work on my bike I got hit by a car. I’m totally fine (~can’t nobody hold me down~) but regardless, I got hit by a car.
Listen, I make fun of everything that walks and I’m always like “Can’t believe Celebrity A did this” or “Total Stranger B seems like a big fat asshole” but you can see my face and my name right next to everything I write. Come at me. And while your comment didn’t exactly have me sobbing on the floor in the shower, it had me shakin my head.
So I was at my second job after I got hit by the car and I got to thinking, damn, what if that car killed me today? Your comment woulda been part of my last day on Earth. Then I thought, damn, hope that person was thinking “Better tell this bitch I think she’s gross just in case a car kills her today.”
Good luck with the infinite dissatisfaction in your life.
Honestly, I’m trying to figure out what is so worthwhile for people to have the anonymous option open and I can’t figure it out. As far as I’ve seen, it’s mostly been either come-ons or insults. Is there something valuable that people get anonymously that makes up for this? I’d rather just see people post with some sort of face/personality attached.